Ohiomg

Have you ever been led across a continent because you were curious and bored? I'm back home in beautiful Ohio (the air smells so good) for the weekend because I have a five year high school reunion to go to. I shot this down months back with a flat out no, but over brunch a while ago my friends and I were talking and we all developed this morbid curiosity about the whole thing. Did I mention this brunch had unlimited champagne? People keep asking me if I realize this is a pretty pointless social gathering; I am aware. I'm going almost in spite of myself, because if this wasn't me I'd be laughing at what a stupid trip it is. It's definitely not going to be the night of my life, but there is a bar so it might be the night of my week. I can't wait to tell people that I am a vagrant. I think it will catch them off guard. I was going to make up a crazy story like I am a porn director, but one of our classmates is actually a porn star so she would probably rat me out.